• A true jockey rides up on a horse instead of letting his undergarments ride up on him.
  • Squash is 10% topsin, 90% support. Don't ever walk onto centre court without a ball boy.
  • Delivery Luigi doesn't wear underwear. Even if you didn't order it, you're a gonna get it.
  • Strong enough for a man. Soft enough for a woman.
  • Easy pink pants. You don't need a stick to properly pitch a tent.
  • This guy gets it. When among bulls, let the reins hang.
  • Photo mullet. Business up front, party in the back.
  • Scrooge McDuck didn't own a single pair of underpants. Dude literally bathed in his own wealth
  • Founding Fathers didn't wear underwear. A Hancock that big simply won't fit inside underbreeches.