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Shorts For The Guy Who Loves To Tell People UNC Is The Harvard Of North Carolina
Carolina Hugh takes off for March Madness every year.
He calls it “Tarheel Time” and it really takes up a lot of his annual leave up.
Carolina Hugh says he takes a “Duke” every time he takes a s*** at work.
He “Dukes” 4-5 times a day.
Hugh demanded that his eye color be listed as “Carolina Blue” on his driver’s license.
The DMV denied his request and marked him an inch shorter as punishment.