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Meet Indiana Jones' Uglier, Less Intelligent Brother

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#1: Indiana Jones was given knighthood by the Sultan of Brunei.

Indianapolis Jones choked on a saltine and almost died.

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#2: Indiana Jones helped the Royal Canadian Mounted Police find a missing woman.

Indianapolis Jones was mounted by a large pit bull outside of a Chevron Gas Station.

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#3: Indiana Jones delivered a baby boy on the side of a highway.

Indianapolis Jones was hit by a Jimmy Johns delivery boy.

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