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Cooper Manning: The Only Manning That Can't Throw A Spiral
#1: Peyton and Eli both have Super Bowl rings.
Cooper's "Ring" doorbell camera caught a neighbor stealing his packages.
#2: Eli's "helmet catch" is one of the greatest plays in Super Bowl history.
Cooper caught an accounting error that would have cost his employer dozens of dollars.
#3: Peyton and Eli have both been named MVPs.
Cooper is part of Dick's Sporting Goods' "MVP Club" which means he gets a 10% discount on his birthday.
#4: Eli and Peyton made millions from their Oreo ads.
They gave Cooper a box of Oreos and a note that said "enjoy our crumbs Cooper".