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Meet Indiana Jones' Uglier, Less Intelligent Brother
#1: Indiana Jones was given knighthood by the Sultan of Brunei.
Indianapolis Jones choked on a saltine and almost died.
#2: Indiana Jones helped the Royal Canadian Mounted Police find a missing woman.
Indianapolis Jones was mounted by a large pit bull outside of a Chevron Gas Station.
#3: Indiana Jones delivered a baby boy on the side of a highway.
Indianapolis Jones was hit by a Jimmy Johns delivery boy.