The 5 Episodes of Magnum PI That Never Aired
Cut Episode #1: Aloha & Hello
Upon first arriving in Hawaii, Magnum doesn't understand that "aloha" means both hello and goodbye.
Magnum threatens to give the local a new "alo-hole" if he says the greeting again.
Cut Episode #2: The Hawaiian Hot Dog
Magnum is hired to catch a flasher who is presenting his penis, cleverly placed in a hot dog bun.
Turns out it was Magnum all along, so he stops putting his dick in hot dog buns and frames a homeless man.
Cut Episode #3: Pipe Dream
Magnum catches a pro surfer jaywalking, so he bashes the athlete's legs with a lead pipe and ends his career.
Magnum gets witnessed yelling:
Cut Episode #4: Columbian Coffee Connection
Magnum stumbles across a drug smuggler hiding coke in coffee bags.
As a man of the law, Magnum refuses their dirty hush money.
Cut Episode #5: The Blind Betty
Magnum examines a suspect insurance claim of an elderly woman claiming to be blind.
To expose the fraud, Magnum cleverly throws a pineapple at the woman's face.