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The Mitch Cumsteins: Shorts for the Worst Roommate of All Time

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#1: Mitch always tries to double up on my showers in an effort to conserve water.

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#2: Mitch rented out my room on Airbnb with me still in it.

I heard him tell a renter I was included if they were "into that".

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#3: Mitch designates ownership by licking everything.

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