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Why Built-in Underwear is Better

Why Built-in Underwear Is Better

Underwear is uncomfortably tight

Underwear is uncomfortably tight

To keep everything in place.

To keep everything in place.

Birddogs liner is attached to the short.

Birddogs liner is attached to the short.

This supports your wrinkly little monster without tying him down.

This supports your wrinkly little monster without tying him down.
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