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The story begins

The Virgin Marks: Gym Shorts Built For Comfort, Not For Passion

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As a child Virgin Mark avoided water slides since his youth minister said it resembled a "woman's opening".

Neither of them were too familiar with a woman's body.

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Virgin Mark thinks that Clitoris is the name of a Pokemon.

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The real reason Virgin Mark is still a virgin is because he's afraid of revealing his slinky-shaped penis.

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