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5 Guys Who Tried to Cyber on Cyber Monday

Last year we got bombarded with mildly erotic foreplay. 

We thought Cyber Monday was supposed to be about deals and steals.

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How to Hush Nate the Namedropper

6 Comebacks that'll keep him quiet. 

Nate who cares? One time my Uncle muffled a fart on Rocky Marciano.

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5 Ways to Become an Office Legend in the Bathroom

Sun Tzu's The Art of the Corporate Washroom. 

Work rival on a hot streak? Shell shock him on the shitter.

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8 Facts of 80's Latte Legend Juan Valdéz

Requiring us to honor him with a pair of Gym Shorts. 

Fact #1: Juan was kicked out of Rhode Island, twice.

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The 5 Traits Zac Efron Envies

Socially crippling qualities he wishes he had. 

#1 Male Pattern Baldness: Whigs and headcovers are for the British Parliament and Arabian Royalty.  Lovers don't make basecamp at the top of the mountain, they spend their time spelunking in the caverns below.

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Birddogs Party Makes New York Post

Patriotism So Deep It Caught Fire.

So our 4th of July Party may have gotten a little out of hand and it was entirely Kevin Sorbo's fault.

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The 5 Unspoken Rules of the Summer Pool

Ready yourself Wendy Peffercorn. 

Rule #3: Want to get a girl's attention? Try pulling a Squints.  Put your life in danger for a five-second frencher.

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