Why Built-in
Underwear
is Better.
Underwear is
uncomfortably tight.
It's like tying down a circus elephant who's been refusing his oats.
It has to be that way.
If we don’t tie this wrinkly monster down when we get moving, there’s no telling who he’s going to slap with his trunk.
But now there's Birddogs.
Our liner is built-in and never moves around.
That way, your elephant trunk has fresh air to breathe, and won't go flying around.
So, trunks up big boy.