Somebody put these guys on Mt. Rushmore.
Ulysses S. Grant had a crippling fear of being seen nude.
Last year we got bombarded with mildly erotic foreplay.
We thought Cyber Monday was supposed to be about deals and steals.
Sun Tzu's The Art of the Corporate Washroom.
Work rival on a hot streak? Shell shock him on the shitter.
Go ahead, dip your cone in these dippy pippy's