Sun Tzu's The Art of the Corporate Washroom.
Work rival on a hot streak? Shell shock him on the shitter.
Requiring us to honor him with a pair of Gym Shorts.
Fact #1: Juan was kicked out of Rhode Island, twice.
Patriotism So Deep It Caught Fire.
So our 4th of July Party may have gotten a little out of hand and it was entirely Kevin Sorbo's fault.
Go ahead, dip your cone in these dippy pippy's