Everyone knows Woody and Buzz, but people forget about Teddy.

He’s the discontinued stuffed bear that still hangs around Andy’s toy chest.

Teddy has been around since the 80’s so he’s seen his fair share of masturbating going on in Andy’s bedroom.

Teddy loves crushing the Beanie Babies feelings by looking them up on eBay and telling them how worthless they are now.

Teddy fell out of Andy’s play rotation after he was on the receiving end of a bare ass fart.

The scent embedded into him so bad that he hasn’t been played with since.