The Teddy Rubskins & 4 Other Childhood Toys That Prove Kids Are The Dumbest Consumers
#1: Mr. Potato Head
All those pieces to rearrange but no penis... not much of a mister.
#2: The Super Soaker 3000*
*It has the piston motor and backpack tank.
#3: My Little Pony
A pony is already a small horse. It's calling a dwarf a miniature midget.