The World's First Khaki Gym Shorts: The Uncle Bucks
Fact #1: Every family has an Uncle Buck
He looks like a werewolf transformation that encountered a loading error at 45%.
Fact #2: He got kicked out the Rajneeshees up in Oregon for being "too into it."
Fact #3: Uncle Buck is hung like a hotel painting.
In that it's crooked and has seen awful things.
Fact #4: Uncle Buck's romance novel was rejected 3 times for overuse of the term "really going to town."