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Movies We Haven't Seen and What We Think They're About.

Bruce Willis is some tough guy that is killed while physically aroused. -Die Hard.

Saving Private Ryan... it's a movie about saving a guy in the military named Ryan. Sounds like a pretty solid guess.

Silence of the Lambs... An animated kids movie about a family of sheep trying to quietly sneak off the farm. There is also a sassy porcupine added for comic relief.

Wall E... A dyslexic child has a dream to work for Walmart. Through a special hiring program for disabled adults, the guy is able to achieve his dream. However, he is never able to correctly spell Walmart or live on his own.

28 Days Later... A woman has sex with a man she finds unattractive. She has to wait for a missed period to see if she is really pregnant. Spoiler alert... she is.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon... It's a famous Asian adult film. The stars of the film do it in different sitting positions.

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