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The Artistic Escapades Of Pedro Picasso
His family name could only take him so far

As the grandson of Pablo Picasso, Pedro always tried to use the family name to establish himself in the field of high art.

For his exhibit “Eyes of the Body”, Pedro splattered paint stains of various parts of the human anatomy.
The show was not well-received as it was quite clear he was just painting anuses and areolas.

Pedro had his membership revoked from the Museum of Modern Art for trying to put his name on other people’s work.

Pedro attempted to use his member as a paintbrush, but didn’t realize the blue ink would stain his skin.
Some sexual partners commented that it looked like a Smurf wearing a turtleneck.