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Why Built-in Underwear is Better

Underwear is uncomfortably tight

It's like tying down a circus elephant who's been refusing his oats

It has to be that way.

If we don't tie this wrinkly monster down when we get moving, there's no telling who he's going to slap with his trunk.

But now there's Birddogs.

Our liner is built-in, so it can't move around. That way, we can leave you room to breathe.

So, trunks up big boy.