Mahalo F**k Daddys
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Story of Mahalo F**k Daddys
Mahalo Is A Professional Boogie Boarder On The Amateur Circuit

Mahalo claims to be a chill laid back dude but he’s punched a seagull on three separate occasions.
The crazy part is, it’s the same seagull every time.

Mahalo’s rival is a 14-year-old kid named Dustin.
Most of Mahalo's competition is half his age as he is the only professional boogie boarder in his 30’s.

The Boogie Boarding Sport Association had a real doping scandal with Mahalo.
He kept saying ‘dope’ and the association felt he was making light of drug abuse. They also just thought he sounded stupid.

Mahalo has wiped out so many times that the lifeguards have actually stopped trying to save him.
They tell him to "just stand up" since boogie boarders only surf in waist high water.

Mahalo Is A Professional Boogie Boarder On The Amateur Circuit

Mahalo claims to be a chill laid back dude but he’s punched a seagull on three separate occasions.
The crazy part is, it’s the same seagull every time.

Mahalo’s rival is a 14-year-old kid named Dustin.
Most of Mahalo's competition is half his age as he is the only professional boogie boarder in his 30’s.

The Boogie Boarding Sport Association had a real doping scandal with Mahalo.
He kept saying ‘dope’ and the association felt he was making light of drug abuse. They also just thought he sounded stupid.

Mahalo has wiped out so many times that the lifeguards have actually stopped trying to save him.
They tell him to "just stand up" since boogie boarders only surf in waist high water.

Mahalo Is A Professional Boogie Boarder On The Amateur Circuit

Mahalo claims to be a chill laid back dude but he’s punched a seagull on three separate occasions.
The crazy part is, it’s the same seagull every time.

Mahalo’s rival is a 14-year-old kid named Dustin.
Most of Mahalo's competition is half his age as he is the only professional boogie boarder in his 30’s.

The Boogie Boarding Sport Association had a real doping scandal with Mahalo.
He kept saying ‘dope’ and the association felt he was making light of drug abuse. They also just thought he sounded stupid.

Mahalo has wiped out so many times that the lifeguards have actually stopped trying to save him.
They tell him to "just stand up" since boogie boarders only surf in waist high water.
