Nice Shorts Poser: The Baysiders Are Back
Baysider always carried around a skateboard but nobody ever saw him ride it.
He said he didn't want to get the wheels dirty and people didn't want to argue.
Baysider farted over the school intercom.
It was a sustained G-flat for over 30 seconds.
By his senior year, Baysider had to reserve a banquet room to host his yearbook signing sessions.