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Penny Pinching Tips From Our Tightwad Friend Michael Dorfman

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Tip #1:
Give a girl seeds instead of flowers on a date.

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Tip #2:
Antivirus software costs time and money.

Keep your computer all-natural and raw dog your way through the internet.

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Tip #3:
$60 shorts from some place called Birddogs?!

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