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The story begins
We Took A Fat Wad Of VC Money And We're Launching Kerfuffles® Chips With It

We told the VCs that we had just one idea.

We're sending chips directly to your door.
Vending machines have had their fat, greasy fingers on the chip business for too long.

The VCs bought it. We give you: Kerfuffles®.
You've never had your hunger quenched so perfectly.

Kerfuffles®.
Dangerously high in fiber.

We absolutely wash our hands before we make every batch.
Shower your big filthy taste buds.